Because I don't want to study

Studying gastrointestinal for a weekend straight with one evening left before the exam. I am tireeeeeeddd in addition to going through a set of interviews in the morning with wide-eyed PA applicants. I just wanted to shake them and say NO turn around!

anyhoot, here is a lovely GI conversation between two delusional and tired PA students fourth week of second semester before an Adult medicine test.

me: In bed studying...lets see how long I last
Erica: Haha I jinxed myself because I am getting tired (she was telling me she studies in bed no problem)
Erica: Or should I say pooped lol...don't lie you laughed a little
me: A little??? How about laughed alot! you could say a diarrhea of laughter
Erica: HAHAHA! Don't hold those laughs in. It could cause you constipation of laughter.

The last couple weeks have been "know your sputum, know your shit." and..yes, we are getting to know our shit and so much more...I can just hope I know it enough to PASS!

Below is our first clinical skills something something. Jo was getting pimped!